January 2012
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To Do List for 2012
Find what makes me happy.
Stop being overly concerned with how other people view me.
Allow myself to be vulnerable.
Have a more positive outlook on my world.
Be more self sufficient.
Don’t let others dictate my feelings.
Be happy.
Do something spectacular.
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A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
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You guys should impersonate me in my inbox.
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That awkward moment when someone scares you and...
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me before writing: wow this is going to be terrible
me while writing: wow this is terrible
me after writing: wow that was terrible
December 2011
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My fucking mother: Who sings that one song with those awesome lyrics? I think it's that band from a couple years ago but then they came back but the guy was on drugs or something?
Me in my head: Gee mom. Let me access my memory bank and psychic abilities because I'm a goddamn miracle worker.
Me in real life: Umm. I don't know mom, do you remember anything more specific?
Fucking Mother: HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? IT' S JUST A GOOD FUCKING SONG, FIGURE IT OUT, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS SHIT.
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3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Hilarious Homophobe Face
calenjames:
His face KILLS me. Lmfao.
I don’t know if that’s a homophobe face or a WTF are these fuckers doing all up in my space kind of face.
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Watchtyleroakley:
sle4zy:
There was a little kid on the bus singing Someone Like You very badly, so I recorded it. Have fun looking at my face the whole time, by the way.
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