“yeah she’s lovable but u can’t be ugly AND a bitch”
bitches swerving
current project:
[Vitale]
Whole Show Part 3 - HOT 99.5
Serving working radio intern realness at 17:25.
I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
“She’s talking about “free them, free the slaves, free them,” but no fuck you, who’s carryin that couch around for you?”
- Jarrod fount it suspect that Daenerys had a couch and all types of other comfy shit just being lugged around the desert for her, probably by the slaves she just freed. (via santadelasombra)
SWEAT IS FAT CRYING: My vagina is a vortex or Cthulhu..
So my gays just barged into my apartment, and the onslaught of inappropriate comments have left me unable to breathe.
“If you sit in lemon juice does it tighten up your vagina? “
‘Or apple cider vinegar’“Let’s put your legs in stirrups… And then we can shove this bubble wand into your Cthulhu”…
Being told I was smart and above average from a young age was probably one of the worst things to happen to me because now I have a complex and question my entire existence when I dont excel at something right away100% accurate
(Source: vampirevvekend)
