“yeah she’s lovable but u can’t be ugly AND a bitch”
I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
So my gays just barged into my apartment, and the onslaught of inappropriate comments have left me unable to breathe.
“If you sit in lemon juice does it tighten up your vagina? “
‘Or apple cider vinegar’
“Let’s put your legs in stirrups… And then we can shove this bubble wand into your Cthulhu”…